news: Guess What I Just Heard


Close Your Mouth Cause You Cold Busted.

By a Gossiping Bitch on May 15th, 2014

Oran Juice Jones animated gif

Hey, hey, baby, how you doin’? Come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin’ for ya
Listen, first things first: let me hang up that coat
Yeah, how’s your day today, did you miss me?
Oh, you did…Yeah, I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
That’s right
Now close your mouth, cause you cold busted!
That’s right, now sit down here
Sit down here
So upset with you I don’t know what to do
My first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo
Whip out the jammy and flat blast both of you
But I ain’t wanna mess up this thirty seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead, I chill…That’s right, chilled
Then I went to the bank, took out every dime
And then I went and canceled all those credit cards
All your charge accounts
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you
Yeah, that’s right, everything
Get fly with me…
Naw, don’t go, nah, don’t go looking in that closet
Cause you ain’t got nothing in there
Everything you came here with,
Is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room
That’s right
What was you thinking about, huh?
What you trying to prove, huh?
You was with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds
I gave you things you couldn’t even pronounce
Now I can’t give you nothing but advice
Cause you’re still young
That’s right, you’re still young
I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this
You know?
You gonna find someone like me one of these days
Until then, know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that
Crumb cake I saw you with!
Cause you dismissed!
That’s right!
Silly rabbit…
Tricks are made for kids, don’t you know that?
You without me is like cornflake without the milk!
It’s my world!
You just a squirrel, tryin’ to get a nut!
Now get on outta here
Don’t. Touch. That. Coat!

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