Posts Tagged ‘interview’
Sought After Performer: Interview with Lil Kil
August 25th, 2010
Lil Kil of Washington D.C.’s the Knockheadz is one of the most sought-after performers in hip-hop today. His solo mixtape, IMAX in the Streetz is a contender for album of the year, even though it is not actually an album. White journalists/bloggers/Twitterers are afire with enthusiasm for the rapper. Tom Breihan tweets that he is “better than Divine Styler, if I knew who that was.” Jessica Hopper has not called him a misogynist. Noz has posted fifteen sound files and gotten into heated arguments in his comments section.
“Only Difference Is I’m Fatter Now”: Interview with Shallah Raekwon
September 24th, 2009
Okay, do you really need back-story on Raekwon? You know all this shit already. If you need structure in your life, insert any other mag’s intro here and just read the fucking interview. You know we’re not getting paid for this, right?
“MADU RIBU! MADU RIBU!”: Interview with Quasimodo
April 28th, 2005
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Hyped on how well our recent Edan interview was received, we thought to ourselves, fuck it, why not embrace our natural demographic – pasty, white rap nerds – and try to hook up an interview with Quasimoto as well?
I Ate the Latkes with Apple Sauce: Interview with Edan
March 7th, 2005
Edan goes above and beyond, plus he’s next to flaunt. He stands out like zebras in the restaurant. Please enjoy this informative and entertaining interview with a rap beautician.
Interview from the Afterlife: Gordon Jump
April 15th, 2004
This week’s Interview from the Afterlife took me to the home of former child star Emily Schulman who played Harriet Brindle on the long-running TV sitcom Small Wonder. You may remember her as the horny next-door neighbor who played the foil to virgin/gay/fat son Jamie Lawson. Since the conclusion of Small Wonder, Schulman has been working as a stagehand at the local dinner theater, an escort (as I found out via an exquisite hand job), and an amateur medium.
C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie – Part 3
March 26th, 2004
“RZA used to say ‘dude’ a lot around that period,” C-Lig recollects. “And he stuttered too, of course. So, he was like, ‘Du-du-du-du-dude, I am the RZA! What you talking about?’ And then he was trying to say something else, but all that came out was that ‘du-du-du-du’ shit.”
C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie – Part 2
March 24th, 2004
1990 – C-Lig, while standing on a ladder painting a studio wall, spills a can of white paint on an unsuspecting young rapper named Kwame walking below. The resulting splatter of paint on Kwame’s hair and clothing give C-Lig all kinds of horrible, horrible ideas. The Polka Dot Revolution is born.
C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie – Part 1
March 22nd, 2004
Crews, posses, teams, cliques, clans, squads, sets, armies, butt boys, teddy bears for adults ? whatever the hell you want to call these people, they are the scourge of hip-hop. How so, you ask? Uh, have you been paying attention to what has been happening in rap lately?
What’s Up Your Ass? An Interview with Roosevelt Franklin
February 23rd, 2004
For a children’s TV personality, Roosevelt Franklin sure doesn’t like much publicity. Being that he is the only black Muppet on PBS’ Sesame Street television show, Gossiping Bitches wanted to procure an opportunity to pick at the muppet’s yarn, as it were, and see what makes him tick. The thing is, however, it proved harder than we originally anticipated.
Troy Walsh Is Not of the Culture: An Interview
February 5th, 2004
The GBs have decided to endorse our own white rapper. The selection process was long and arduous. The pickings were slim, and hopes were fading fast. But then we came upon the answer to our prayers.