At last, the internet has a purpose besides meaningless chit-chat, online dating, and deviant pornography. Feast your eyes on gossipingbitches.com: the site that makes the internet worthwhile by pointing out how stupid the internet is, by blowing up the spot of stupidity wherever it lurks, and by bringing you the craziest gossip that people are paid a lot of money to keep a lid on. You think you know, but your monkey ass has no idea.
The Gossiping Bitches united under four principles:
1) People are stupid
2) The internet is stupid
3) People on the internet are really, really fucking stupid
4) Spot-blowing is hilarious
Combine this with the fact that several of the GBs are in positions that make them privy to the sort of shit-talking that’s supposed to be between you, me, and the wall, and the mission is clear: Blow spots whenever, wherever, and however. Ridicule the retarded. Take no shit, no prisoners, and no shorts.
If you think GBs are fronting, come check out the goods they’ve got on your favorite celebs in Backroom Whispers (the GBs are people who know people, so don’t front on the insider info). Check out how they take it to the white media with their articles in ways Cornell West can only dream and jerk off about. They’re the underground railroad of telling dirty little secrets and spotlighting people acting a fool on the web.
If you’re looking for the dirty lowdown on all your favorite stupid famous people, plus scalding exposes on the latest in stupid trends, the GBs are more than what you bargained for. So take their words home and think ’em through, cuz the next thing they write might be about you.