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Russian Chess Player ‘Kokaineikof’ Virtually Buckwhylin’

By a Gossiping Bitch on November 17th, 2003

Chess Grandmaster Garry “Kokaineikof” Kasparov has won game number three against virtual reality supercomputer “X3D Fritz,” tying the score in their four-game challenge at 1.5 to 1.5.

Seen in this exclusive Gossiping Bitches photograph, Kasparov demands a kilo of cocaine be supplied, which he referred to as his “special winning ingredient.”

Russian Chess Player 'Kokaineikof' Virtually Buckwhylin'

Kasparov told reporters that his glasses were in fact not necessary for playing his virtual opponent, but he wore them to “see the mechanical elves” which he claims follow him to every match and give him winning pointers against his opponents.

After earning his win, Kokaineikof extended his index finger to the press and audience in attendance and proclaimed, “Das what I talkin bout, muddafuckas!” He later retracted this statement after he learned that in the States we use our middle finger to acknowledge expletives.

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