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Court Loss Causes Incensed Ashanti to Strip

By a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
Ashanti Rests

Ashanti rests after several hours of protest

New York, NY — R&B star Ashanti shocked onlookers when she stripped naked outside a New York courthouse recently. A spokesperson for the Grammy-winning singer claimed her actions were in protest at a federal jury’s decision ordering her to pay $630,000 in compensation to her first producer for breach of contract. A spokesperson claiming to be from Women’s Wear Daily commented, “How she be all up in the Grammys, sellin’ six million records, and she got some nasty-ass weave and a cheap suit, and look like my Aunt Coretta’s throw rug grew legs?”

Ms. Douglas herself was unavailable for comment.

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