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Man Teaches Dog, ‘Old School Nazi Way to Give Dap’

By a Gossiping Bitch on October 16th, 2003

Man Teaches Dog, 'Old School Nazi Way to Give Dap'

A German man has been arrested in Berlin after witnesses claimed to have seen the man giving the ‘Hitler salute’ in public and commanding his dog to, “Sit, give me the salute!” The dog, whose name is Adolf, can salute using his paw on command. Police were called to the scene and investigated the man and his dog after people began to complain.

“Un, it was the werdist ting” said Kirschbaum Frieddriksternberg, one of two officers called to the scene. “Zee un doggie, gave it’s paw up and smartle finkle, volvo!”

The man, who gave reporters the name of Thein Homie, and his dog, Adolf violated German law which vehemently forbids any form of Nazi rhetoric in private or public. Thein was seen at a public market last week, shouting, “Sieg Heil!” while wearing a “Hitler” t-shirt and bumping, “It Takes a Nation of Millions…” on a boombox.

Thein’s trial is set for Thursday. His dog, Adolf is reportedly scheduled for appearances on FOX News and “The O’Reily Factor” amongst rumors of a solo album.

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