Overheard at an Internet Cafe…
“What’d you do last night, man?”
“We did, um, two whole tweets. It was me, @Dez, and @Mean3, right? And on the first tweet in small letters it said, ‘All you waste is…’ and in, you know, big, big, you know, caps lock’d letters it said, ‘TIME ON THE INTERNET,’ right?”
“It just took up the whole tweet?”
“Yeah, yeah, it was a whole Tinyurl and shit.”
