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U.S. Intelligence Makes Pale Mistake

By a Gossiping Bitch on March 24th, 2004

U.S. Intelligence Makes Pale Mistake

In a recently declassified document, released by the United States Office of Internal Records, it was confirmed that a surgical strike force was dispatched in 2003 to Cincinnati, Ohio where the government suspected that a large gathering of the Ku Klux Klan was to effectively converge between August 7-10.

The report states that the operation took place at night, on the eve of August 7th, where indeed a large gathering of Caucasians were collected. However, as the strike began, it was realized that hip-hop music was suspiciously being broadcast over PA speakers. Hip-hop, an art form of music created and performed by mostly African Americans, has generally been a broad target of right-wing, white supremacists. Confused, the General in charge of the U.S.-led strike reported the peculiar findings, and awaited further instructions from headquarters. It was later confirmed that the mass of white people were gathered for the Scribble Jam hip-hop event, and were indeed not rallying in support of the Ku Klux Klan.

The document states the strike lasted no more than 14 minutes, and the team retreated into Apache helicopters, whose mechanical sounds were muddled by the boom-bap of the blaring hip-hop music nearby.

Stay tuned to Gossiping Bitches for our continuing coverage of the 2004 Scribble Jam event.

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