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District Attorney Brings Hitler to Trial, Fails to Prove Charges of Anti-Semitism

June 14th, 2005
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The District Attorney’s Office of Bizarro County, California was in disarray this morning after their 60-year campaign to convict Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler of race-hate crimes collapsed through lack of evidence. The shock verdict came after days of deliberation by the jury, who threw out all the charges. “There was tons of evidence,” said one juror, “and we went over it time and time again. But it was all in German. I mean, come on now, what the fuck?”

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