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U.S. Market Deems Audio Cassettes and Canadians Obsolete

January 28th, 2005
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After tallying the sales figures for 2004, the U.S. Department of Consumerism issued a list of items that could officially be deemed obsolete due to “lack of interest.” Included on the list are sheepskin condoms, audio cassette tapes, and most interestingly, Canadians. “Honestly, I am not the least bit surprised,” said Dr. Tervenmayer-Gunk, head of […]

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