Posts Tagged ‘jeru’
GB Sells Out (Yet Again) to Nokia
January 9th, 2006
Gossiping Bitches proudly announces our joint cash gettin’ venture with Nokia, as part of their “It’s Your Life in There” ad campaign. Below, you will find various figures discussing one of the great joys of cell phone use: deleting the numbers of motherfuckers you don’t like anymore.
Mysterious “Rapper Man” Found on Jersey Shore
June 17th, 2005
Neptune, NJ — He stands 5′ 9″, weighs 190 pounds, and has dreadlocks — other than that, doctors here at Jersey Shore University Medical Center know nothing about the mysterious person some are calling “Rapper Man.” He was found Saturday evening, washed up on the Jersey Shore at Wildwood amid discarded condoms, hypodermic needles, and […]
Percee P and Busdriver Collide, Create “Bubble of Space-Time”
April 20th, 2005
Los Angeles, California — This Gossiping Bitches reporter today witnessed an event that has likely altered space and time As We Know It. For the past decade or so, those visiting hip-hop record stores across the United States have become accustomed to hearing some variation of one of two phrases: “Got that Busdriver?” “You up […]
9/11 Commission Hears Testimony from Hip-hop
June 1st, 2004
The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (“9/11 Commission”) has returned to the capital from its 3 night hearing May 28-30 on “Evil-Doing as Hip-hop’s 5th Element”. While the Commission wasn’t set to officially reconvene until June 16 for its twelfth and final public hearing, its members voted unanimously to travel to New York for an unofficial hearing, “on the DL”.