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Odd Future Sells Out at Drake-like Speed

February 17th, 2011
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“I saw them scaring a white girl on Jimmy Fallon and thought, this is the future,” said Microsoft Director of Programming Larry Hryb.

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Backroom Whispers

February 15th, 2005
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Backroom Whispers

At a Tokyo hotel one morning recently, a GB associate entered the elevator to find it occupied by Sly Stallone and his bodyguard. “Good morning,” says our boy. Stallone stays mute, looking straight ahead. The bodyguard turns to our boy. “Mister Stallone says good morning.”

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Backroom Whispers

October 18th, 2004
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Is the major Hollywood actor who likes call girls to take a shit on glass tables while he lies underneath in only high-heels, simultaneously crying and masturbating, the same major Hollywood actor who was photographed at a party some years ago, enthusiastically fucking a pit-bull?

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