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This Just in: Hip-Hop Dead

By a Gossiping Bitch on September 2nd, 2003

Thousands of white people descended onto Cincinnati, Ohio for the annual Scribble Jam event between August 7-10, 2003.

Using a special new camera technology co-developed by Kodak and AOL/Time Warner, our on-site photographer managed to take the following picture which helps expose Devils in Disguise; a trait betrayed on film by their redish-reflective eyes:

This Just in: Hip-Hop Dead

Yes, there were many devils in attendance this year. As were their blond-haired cavewomen, who all but hogged the front row to gawk at [Insert Talented Rapper Here].

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