Posts Tagged ‘bet’
Breaking Up Is Suprisingly Easy to Do
May 24th, 2004
“We got a little tired of some of these black rappers we’d never heard of getting our money,” Timothy McPaid of Sworn Enemies explains, digging the hole deeper. “Like, um, Defari, or MURS, and motherfuckers like that. It’s like, I don’t see them on BET or anything. Or Direct Effect, none of that shit. That lazy-eyed La La bitch isn’t playing their shit. But look all up on Sandbox or some of these other underground hip-hop retail internet stores, and they’re everywhere! That’s our target market! White people. They’re on our turf.”
Music, Watch – Volume 3
February 24th, 2004
After being inundated with phone calls from all of our illiterate Gossiping Bitches fans, we here at Music, Watch proudly present the Anger Falcon Rating System for videos. The more Anger Falcons, the hotter the video – now you don’t have to waste your time reading this column. Get your scroll on.
A Predator’s Tale: From Arnie to AJ
November 13th, 2003
Twentieth Century Fox has committed to the often-rumored, long-delayed release of “Alien vs. Predator”, effectively pitting two of the media conglomerates’ most horrifying xenophobes against one another in an all-out war. The Alien of “Alien” fame has seen rather steady employment since his theatrical debut in 1979. With 3 sequels under its belt, a digital-remaster […]