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Freakish Human Skeleton and Lindsay Lohan an Item

March 11th, 2005
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Rumors were confirmed yesterday when teenaged actress / singer Lindsay Lohan announced that she and a freakish, living human skeleton were indeed a couple. The pair had been seen groping each other at the movie premiere for Hostage, which caused a scandal to reverberate throughout Hollywood. “It just makes me sick,” said one traveling assistant […]

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