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Ice Cube Officially “Not Scary”

January 26th, 2005
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AP — In a press conference held earlier today, a group of stately honkies representing an organization called the NAAWP revealed that white people officially find Ice Cube to be “Not Scary.” This announcement coincides with the release of the major motion picture Are We There Yet? which stars Cube as a bumbling suitor who […]

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GB1’s: “I Hate the Everything” Pt. 1

November 11th, 2004
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Talking out your ass is an American tradition. We live in a culture where not knowing what the hell you’re talking about is rewarded if you are able to maintain an obnoxiously authoritative tone about it. So the GBs got together and thought, "What if we got a bunch of desperate C-List celebrities together to comment and cap on various pop-culture topics?

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Fake Thug Court Is in Session

May 12th, 2004
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Fake Thug Court Is in Session

The amazing career of Tupac Shakur cannot be pigeonholed with such labels as “fake thug,” “homo thug,” or “total fucking sham.” No, Tupac rose above all those mere terms and made fake thuggery an art, and his records canonize the rules and morals of a fake thug. Who else could be such a convincing on-wax tough guy that people think of him as a “West Coast ridah” and forgot he was actually a lousy East Coast rapper who called himself MC New York?

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C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie – Part 2

March 24th, 2004
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C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie - Part 2

1990 – C-Lig, while standing on a ladder painting a studio wall, spills a can of white paint on an unsuspecting young rapper named Kwame walking below. The resulting splatter of paint on Kwame’s hair and clothing give C-Lig all kinds of horrible, horrible ideas. The Polka Dot Revolution is born.

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Gossip 101

January 5th, 2004
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Gossip 101

Our sources stay anonymous, our mercy is none, we spot blowin’ maaaaan. We’ll show ya how to gossip. Yeah, it’s a new year with new fears, but before we play a friendly game of Who Can Ruin Whose Career, let’s cover a few basics. There are tons of gossipy rumors flying around–some of them many years old, some of them pretty new, all of them juicy. So before we start punching throats in the ’04, we Gossiping Bitches wanted to start addressing some of these rumors so you can know what’s fact and what’s fiction. So we now present to you the first installment: Gossip 101.

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A Predator’s Tale: From Arnie to AJ

November 13th, 2003
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Twentieth Century Fox has committed to the often-rumored, long-delayed release of “Alien vs. Predator”, effectively pitting two of the media conglomerates’ most horrifying xenophobes against one another in an all-out war. The Alien of “Alien” fame has seen rather steady employment since his theatrical debut in 1979. With 3 sequels under its belt, a digital-remaster […]

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