Posts Tagged ‘internet’
Newsflash – Cam’Ron’s 2003 Pink SUV on EBAY
January 20th, 2004
Cam’Ron’s 2003, pink Range Rover is currently up for bids on auction website, eBay. At the time of press, the sports utility vehicle (SUV) was still at its original starting bid price of $180,000. This news comes hot on the heels of our story earlier this morning regarding Cam’Ron’s latest exploits in Metrosexuality with clothing […]
Debut Album from Sworn Enemies Blazes Wi-Fi Connections
December 1st, 2003
The Street, NYC – The debut album from Sworn Enemies, No Really…Don’t Date Black Girls, was the first album ever to be solely distributed via Wi-Fi to PDA’s and other personal digital media devices when it was released this past Wednesday via download. Trading on the Nasdaq stopped when it was announced 1 o’clock was […]
Child Confused, Does Not Recognize Humpty Hump
October 20th, 2003
A Bethlehem, Pennsylvania child was stranded and confused on the internet earlier today, when he admitted he did not know who rapper Humpty Hump of Digital Underground was when his picture was posted to an internet BBS forum. Assuming the nom-de-web of Xavier, the 15 year old high school student says he did not mean […]
The Reviews Are In!
October 13th, 2003
Our cherry-popping debut last week was a phenomenal success, and we have the reviews to prove it! See what the fans are saying… “Yo, now that’s some funny shit.” – Sixtoo “This is dickhead shit” – Questlove – Roots/Okayplayer “I found your website and its insightful content to be a bunch of kenk” – Sim […]