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Yo! Antiques Road the Show! – Season 1 Premiere

April 1st, 2013
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Yo! Antiques Road the Show

From the network that brought you original programming such as Trifetime: Television for Thugs and 24-hour news coverage of the 9/11 Commission’s Testimony from Hip-Hop comes an all new show featuring you, our readers! Let’s tune in…

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Backroom Whispers

November 29th, 2004
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Backroom Whispers

“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.

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Lil’ Kim Goes Kommando

October 21st, 2003
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Lil’ Kim stormed out of a plastic surgeon’s office in Los Angeles earlier today, apparently due to changes to her appearance that were not to her accord. Gossiping Bitches will stay with these events as they unfold.

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Backroom Whispers

July 11th, 2003
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We all should’ve seen this one coming: in a marriage of low-selling gangstas and high-selling homo-thugs, Murder Inc. and Death Row or Tha Row or whatever it is Suge wants it to be called this week are joining forces to form a superlabel called Murderer’s Row. It looks like mutual hate of Dr. Dre and mutual desire to pump Tupac’s corpse for more cash is enough to land a major distribution deal with Sony. The first single on the new vanity label, “Lead Poisoning” by Ja Rule and Crooked I (with Ashanti and her pitch-shifter singing the hook) is sure to have screaming 12-year-old girls rocking red bandannas in no time.

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