Posts Tagged ‘primo’
GB Sells Out (Yet Again) to Nokia
January 9th, 2006
Gossiping Bitches proudly announces our joint cash gettin’ venture with Nokia, as part of their “It’s Your Life in There” ad campaign. Below, you will find various figures discussing one of the great joys of cell phone use: deleting the numbers of motherfuckers you don’t like anymore.
DITC Open DITCBY
May 25th, 2005
New York, NY — Not to be left out of the growing trend of rappers turned businessmen, mid-school legends the Diggin In The Crates crew have announced their franchise agreement with nationwide frogurt retailer, TCBY (The Country’s Best Yogurt) to open their own line of specialty shops throughout the NYC area. DITCBY, as the shops […]
Supreme Court “Can’t Fucking Wait” to Overturn Sampling Decision
October 12th, 2004
Secret Bomb Shelter, Washington D.C. — After a 6th Circuit Court of Appeals decision putting prohibitive restraints on sampling and effectively ending hip-hop as Puffy knows it, the U.S. Supreme Court is reportedly “chomping, for the sake of argument, at the hypothetical bit” to reverse the ruling in its current term, according to aides. “Whatever […]