Posts Tagged ‘r&b’
Wait a Minute Me Too, Other R&B Singer Announces
February 3rd, 2013
In the wake of singer Frank Ocean’s brave public admissions concerning his sexuality, the media’s brave collective embrace of his statements, and the music consuming public’s brave purchases of his album, R&B crooner Choklit Gramm has with great courage released his own statement:
R Kelly Brings One Man Show to Off-Broadway
September 26th, 2005
After bringing down the house at the 2005 Music Video Awards, R&B superstar and overactive bladder sufferer, R Kelly is now taking his show on the road. According to a press release issued earlier today, the one man show titled 2P or Not 2P will be similar in tone and presentation as Kelly’s landmark MTV […]
Court Loss Causes Incensed Ashanti to Strip
August 1st, 2005
Ashanti rests after several hours of protest New York, NY — R&B star Ashanti shocked onlookers when she stripped naked outside a New York courthouse recently. A spokesperson for the Grammy-winning singer claimed her actions were in protest at a federal jury’s decision ordering her to pay $630,000 in compensation to her first producer for […]
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes Part II
March 17th, 2005
Well, you knew this was gonna happen. A song about those XXXXXL white t-shirts/nightgowns that the kids have been wearing for a minute now. In all honesty, I’m surprised it took this long. What’s not surprising is that a bunch of scrub rappers from the South were the ones to make it happen.
Backroom Whispers
February 15th, 2005
At a Tokyo hotel one morning recently, a GB associate entered the elevator to find it occupied by Sly Stallone and his bodyguard. “Good morning,” says our boy. Stallone stays mute, looking straight ahead. The bodyguard turns to our boy. “Mister Stallone says good morning.”
Backroom Whispers
November 29th, 2004
“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.
C-Lig: The Chameleon Homie – Part 1
March 22nd, 2004
Crews, posses, teams, cliques, clans, squads, sets, armies, butt boys, teddy bears for adults ? whatever the hell you want to call these people, they are the scourge of hip-hop. How so, you ask? Uh, have you been paying attention to what has been happening in rap lately?
Backroom Whispers
September 16th, 2003
Ask your kid sis; Ja Rule ain’t no sucka, so he don’t need a bodyguard. Shame. A coupla diesel-lookin’ cats might have stopped him getting all his ice took by some thugged-out English kids when he decided to walk from a show at Po Na Na, a club in Hammersmith, London to the nearby afterparty a little while back.