Posts Tagged ‘snoop’
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes Part II
March 17th, 2005
Well, you knew this was gonna happen. A song about those XXXXXL white t-shirts/nightgowns that the kids have been wearing for a minute now. In all honesty, I’m surprised it took this long. What’s not surprising is that a bunch of scrub rappers from the South were the ones to make it happen.
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes
November 1st, 2004
Rappers are such pussies these days, I swear – how you gonna appear in someone else’s video with the sole purpose of getting your ass beat? Character or not, that’s some weak shit. I mean, we all wanna see Bones 2: Still Bonin’ get made but damn Snoop, put out some more “Fa Shizzle” key chains or pot holders or something – stop slummin’ it.
Pimps Lament Commodification; Senior Sweeps Awards
November 4th, 2003
St. Louis, Missouri — Gerhard Knapp of Pforzheim, Germany has won this year’s annual Pimp Award Tour ceremony, wowing a bedazzled crowd and throwing them into a celebratory frenzy. Deep in the contest’s 3rd quarter, Knapp appeared on the runway with his back to the crowd. The opening few chords of Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” […]
Media Rappin’: Can’t We Get Harry Allen To Take These Fools Out?
August 28th, 2003
We all know it’s stupid to be on some ol’ “mainstream rap sucks! I only like shit that sells less than 100 copies, cuz that’s the realness!” shit these days. Leave that for clueless midwestern whiteys who wouldn’t know “realness” or even “hip-hop” if it did a drive-by and mowed them all down in a hail of bullets and non-navel-gazing lyrics. The real struggle is not against mainstream rap. The real struggle is against mainstream coverage of rap.