Posts Tagged ‘sworn enemies’
Reunited, and It Feels So Hood
May 16th, 2005
White rap group Sworn Enemies returns, incomprehensibly. Gossiping Bitches caught up with the three members at their new Los Angeles homebase to discuss their breakup, comeback, and future. That is, until a fight ensued.
Breaking Up Is Suprisingly Easy to Do
May 24th, 2004
“We got a little tired of some of these black rappers we’d never heard of getting our money,” Timothy McPaid of Sworn Enemies explains, digging the hole deeper. “Like, um, Defari, or MURS, and motherfuckers like that. It’s like, I don’t see them on BET or anything. Or Direct Effect, none of that shit. That lazy-eyed La La bitch isn’t playing their shit. But look all up on Sandbox or some of these other underground hip-hop retail internet stores, and they’re everywhere! That’s our target market! White people. They’re on our turf.”
Debut Album from Sworn Enemies Blazes Wi-Fi Connections
December 1st, 2003
The Street, NYC – The debut album from Sworn Enemies, No Really…Don’t Date Black Girls, was the first album ever to be solely distributed via Wi-Fi to PDA’s and other personal digital media devices when it was released this past Wednesday via download. Trading on the Nasdaq stopped when it was announced 1 o’clock was […]
True Lies and White Guys
August 19th, 2003
White rappers from New York? The hell, you say! What’s next, terrorists from Saudi Arabia? They went from The Street to Da’ Streetz. Then they became frightened and promptly returned to The Street. The crew is called Sworn Enemies; and if that name is familiar to you, you are probably throwing up in your mouth right now. If, however, you have not heard of them previously, then it is only a matter of time before you do. So, please, enjoy your temporary ignorance in all its bliss, because the Great White Hype Machine is in full effect on this one.