Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on July 19th, 2005
Look, it’s like this: We’re lazy. The GBs are to hard work what Eve is to bikini wax. We don’t do this for the love. We do this when it pleases us and in our own damn time. Such as when we get bored of shit like arguing over whether the new Common joint is wack or not…
Gossiping Greet 2005: Mission Kimpossible
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 23rd, 2005
The first ever GB.com/myspace.com “Meet and Greet,” held on June 10th and hosted by Mondo Kim’s in New York City, was raided and shut down by the NYPD moments after the event began. Cited for “Libelous Annoyance” and “General Bitchery,” the entire gossipingbitches.com staff was taken into police custody and are currently being held without […]
“In Search Of: The Next DJ Shadow”
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 20th, 2005
When URB magazine recently decided it needed to manufacture the next DJ Shadow in order to create a new media darling it could call its own, the GBs were on top of it. Inside you will find the discarded applications of various hip-hop notables, recovered from the recycling bins at URB’s offices.
Mysterious “Rapper Man” Found on Jersey Shore
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 17th, 2005
Neptune, NJ — He stands 5′ 9″, weighs 190 pounds, and has dreadlocks — other than that, doctors here at Jersey Shore University Medical Center know nothing about the mysterious person some are calling “Rapper Man.” He was found Saturday evening, washed up on the Jersey Shore at Wildwood amid discarded condoms, hypodermic needles, and […]
District Attorney Brings Hitler to Trial, Fails to Prove Charges of Anti-Semitism
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 14th, 2005
The District Attorney’s Office of Bizarro County, California was in disarray this morning after their 60-year campaign to convict Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler of race-hate crimes collapsed through lack of evidence. The shock verdict came after days of deliberation by the jury, who threw out all the charges. “There was tons of evidence,” said one juror, “and we went over it time and time again. But it was all in German. I mean, come on now, what the fuck?”
DITC Open DITCBY
By a Gossiping Bitch on May 25th, 2005
New York, NY — Not to be left out of the growing trend of rappers turned businessmen, mid-school legends the Diggin In The Crates crew have announced their franchise agreement with nationwide frogurt retailer, TCBY (The Country’s Best Yogurt) to open their own line of specialty shops throughout the NYC area. DITCBY, as the shops […]
Amor de Rey!
By a Gossiping Bitch on May 24th, 2005
“Gossiping Bitches, or what is the same thing, ‘Foxy Cotillas’, a web that speaks of the present time in key of humor, transforming it, being invented interviews, groups.. Does not have waste.” www.hiphopflash.com
Reunited, and It Feels So Hood
By a Gossiping Bitch on May 16th, 2005
White rap group Sworn Enemies returns, incomprehensibly. Gossiping Bitches caught up with the three members at their new Los Angeles homebase to discuss their breakup, comeback, and future. That is, until a fight ensued.
Common: “I’m not gay! No, really.”
By a Gossiping Bitch on May 10th, 2005
In what some are calling a publicity stunt and others are calling a beard, bohemian rapper Common (Sense) today held a press conference to come out as a heterosexual. The announcement comes on the eve of the release of his new album Be, the follow-up to the universally hated and ?uest-loved Electric Circus. Taking a […]
“MADU RIBU! MADU RIBU!”: Interview with Quasimodo
By a Gossiping Bitch on April 28th, 2005
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Hyped on how well our recent Edan interview was received, we thought to ourselves, fuck it, why not embrace our natural demographic – pasty, white rap nerds – and try to hook up an interview with Quasimoto as well?