Posts Tagged ‘cocaine’
A Message from the GB: “Keep Ya Head Up,” Mary-Kate!
July 1st, 2004
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Like all Americans, we at the GB have watched Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen grow from sweet, tiny babies on the hit TV show Full House, into the beautiful, popular and successful role models and businesswomen they are today. Truly, they are the living embodiment of all that is great about The American Dream. And, like […]
Russian Chess Player ‘Kokaineikof’ Virtually Buckwhylin’
November 17th, 2003
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Chess Grandmaster Garry “Kokaineikof” Kasparov has won game number three against virtual reality supercomputer “X3D Fritz,” tying the score in their four-game challenge at 1.5 to 1.5. Seen in this exclusive Gossiping Bitches photograph, Kasparov demands a kilo of cocaine be supplied, which he referred to as his “special winning ingredient.” Kasparov told reporters that […]