Posts Tagged ‘interscope’
Pete Carroll to Manage Jurassic 5
November 28th, 2006
Anticipating a loss to Ohio State in the upcoming national championship game, University of Southern California head football coach Pete Carroll held a press conference today to announce his retirement from college football and his new employment as the manager of old-school reenactment troupe, Jurassic 5. “I could not be more pumped or jacked about this opportunity,” said Carroll.
Rico Rakes in Roll; World Continues to Turn
March 1st, 2004
Whilst the likes of Big Daddy Kane and Masta Ace remain prophets without honor in their own land, due to a combination of imploding labels or bad judgment calls (is there anyone who thought “Veterans Day” didn’t suck?), we now hear that, of all people, Gerardo “Gerardo” Mejia has taken to carrying his paper in […]
Backroom Whispers
January 19th, 2004
So some of you saw that “Timbaland to work with Axl Rose” story we threw out there a little way back, and thought to yourselves; “how come I didn’t read that anywhere else?” You think we made it up, didn’t you? We know you did, don’t be lyin’. You think we made it up. Like there aren’t enough “Axl Rose is a stupid no-talent fuck-up” stories out there that we need to go and make one up? Y’know, stories like the one about Axl delivering (and Interscope rejecting) “Chinese Democracy” a year or so back causing Axl to flip out, trash the office of his manager/ex-bodyguard/yes-man, and blow out a sold-out European tour.