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Rap Is Something You Do, Hip-hop Is Something Goldblum Lives

April 29th, 2014
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Yo! Antiques Road the Show! – Season 1 Premiere

April 1st, 2013
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Yo! Antiques Road the Show

From the network that brought you original programming such as Trifetime: Television for Thugs and 24-hour news coverage of the 9/11 Commission’s Testimony from Hip-Hop comes an all new show featuring you, our readers! Let’s tune in…

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Biggie Tribute Statue Draws Scrutiny

October 24th, 2005
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Brooklyn, New York — Six-hundred freight loads of concrete. Ten million forged bricks. Two-thousand miles of steel reinforcement. Five-hundred thousand laborers. This is only a partial list of the materials required to construct a gigantic monument to slain rapper Christopher “Biggie” Wallace, which has been going on in Brooklyn for the better part of six […]

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KRS-One Seeks to Consolidate Hip-Hop

November 24th, 2004
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+ CLICK TO ENLARGE Armed with a team of lawyers and a ten-dollar Army cap, KRS gave a press conference on the steps of the United States Patent and Trademark Office, announcing a campaign for what he called the “reinsertification of hip-hop culture.” Waving a fistful of patent and trademark application forms, KRS-One informed members […]

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GB1’s: “I Hate the Everything” Pt. 1

November 11th, 2004
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Talking out your ass is an American tradition. We live in a culture where not knowing what the hell you’re talking about is rewarded if you are able to maintain an obnoxiously authoritative tone about it. So the GBs got together and thought, "What if we got a bunch of desperate C-List celebrities together to comment and cap on various pop-culture topics?

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Gossiping Bitches Presidential Endorsement

November 1st, 2004
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Let’s face it: There are plenty of reasons to vote against all of these people, or to just go the KRS route and vote for crazy. But on November 2, when you’re staring down a ballot giving you a “choice” between Squinty, Longface, Lazy-Eye, and 7 other dudes you never heard of, what the fuck […]

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KRS: Stop the Record, Heads Ain’t Ready

June 25th, 2004
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“Hold on a minute, I’d like to interrupt my speech about hip-hop baking recipes for this important Gossiping Bitch announcement: Hugh Grant is using cocaine.”

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9/11 Commission Hears Testimony from Hip-hop

June 1st, 2004
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9/11 Commission Hears Testimony from Hip-hop

The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (“9/11 Commission”) has returned to the capital from its 3 night hearing May 28-30 on “Evil-Doing as Hip-hop’s 5th Element”. While the Commission wasn’t set to officially reconvene until June 16 for its twelfth and final public hearing, its members voted unanimously to travel to New York for an unofficial hearing, “on the DL”.

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Backroom Whispers

February 23rd, 2004
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Backroom Whispers

Ex-Anti Pop Consortium frontman Beans is touring Europe right now. It can be a lonely life on the road if you’re an alt-rap pioneer, so he decided to place an ad on NYC craigslist, seeking a white woman, clean-shaven (guess he likes a tidy workstation, huh?) to keep him company while he was in London.

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