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Trifetime Television: August 2004

August 20th, 2004
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Trifetime TV: “Television for Thugs” is back again with an all new lineup for August 2004. Check local listings for show times.

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Eminem Debuts New Reality Show

June 23rd, 2004
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Following the success of such mega-hits as The Real World and Road Rules, MTV last week debuted their latest entry into the reality television fray, The Ashlee Simpson Show starring multi-platinum selling rapper and suburban heartthrob, Marshall Mathers aka Eminem. The Ashlee Simpson Show features Mathers as an up and coming actress/singer as s/he deals […]

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Child Thirsts for More Conan; Avoids Gilligan-Style Maroon

June 1st, 2004
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Ellias C of Hockenstock, NJ became disoriented on the Internet last week when he confused Thurston Howell III from the popular TV show Gilligan’s Island with the Brownsville, Brooklyn rapper of the same name. Thirstin Howl III, the rapper, spells his name differently and has made his rap career “flourish” on the unofficial endorsement of […]

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Da Band’s Sarah Does Self, Mountain Dew

May 12th, 2004
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Brooklyn, NY — Based off the success of her popular catch phrase, “I’muh do me. Fuck that” on MTV’s Making the Band 2, singstress Sarah has signed a sponsorship deal with Mountain Dew Beverages as the new celebrity spokesperson for their “Dew U” campaign. “We hooked it up with [Sarah’s husband] Tony, and it was […]

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Interview from the Afterlife: Gordon Jump

April 15th, 2004
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Interview from the Afterlife: Gordon Jump

This week’s Interview from the Afterlife took me to the home of former child star Emily Schulman who played Harriet Brindle on the long-running TV sitcom Small Wonder. You may remember her as the horny next-door neighbor who played the foil to virgin/gay/fat son Jamie Lawson. Since the conclusion of Small Wonder, Schulman has been working as a stagehand at the local dinner theater, an escort (as I found out via an exquisite hand job), and an amateur medium.

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Trifetime: Television for Thugs

March 8th, 2004
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This Wednesday, March 10th, Trifetime Television hits the airwaves (check local listings for availability in your area). Here is the scheduled programming for the new channel’s launch date.

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