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Thug Rappers Somehow Believe Obama Presidency Affirms Their Fucked Up Values

August 23rd, 2009
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Nine months into his historic presidency, Barack H. Obama is historically committing acts of historicity almost every waking moment. This is not lost on Thug Rappers.

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Thug Rappers Clamor for "Shiny Object #7"

January 28th, 2006
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“Yeah, I may be coming back and whatever. I’m having sex with Beyonce. Def Jam doing alright. Young Jeezy moving units. Drug raps! Who would have thought it? But what I’m really most excited about right now is that I got an order for Shiny Object #7. I’m supposed to be one of the first ones in the world getting it. I think it’s like some prince in the Middle East and then me. This thing is gonna change the hip-hop game. Either you got it, or your career is over. Y’know?!”

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