Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes Part II
March 17th, 2005
Well, you knew this was gonna happen. A song about those XXXXXL white t-shirts/nightgowns that the kids have been wearing for a minute now. In all honesty, I’m surprised it took this long. What’s not surprising is that a bunch of scrub rappers from the South were the ones to make it happen.
Backroom Whispers
February 15th, 2005
At a Tokyo hotel one morning recently, a GB associate entered the elevator to find it occupied by Sly Stallone and his bodyguard. “Good morning,” says our boy. Stallone stays mute, looking straight ahead. The bodyguard turns to our boy. “Mister Stallone says good morning.”
Dear Gossiping Bitch
January 4th, 2005
PUT SOME REAL NEWS ON THIS BITCH. BITCHES, IF I’M GOING TO READ THIS DUMB “MF” PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS SHIT. LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE IS DUMB AS FUCK
Backroom Whispers
November 29th, 2004
“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.
Dear Gossiping Bitch
November 18th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
It’s good to know you didn’t completely fall the hell off! I was a tad bit worried. I was like “What’s up with that gossiping Bitch?” So, anyhoo – I look forward to seeing you back and stride again.
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes
November 1st, 2004
Rappers are such pussies these days, I swear – how you gonna appear in someone else’s video with the sole purpose of getting your ass beat? Character or not, that’s some weak shit. I mean, we all wanna see Bones 2: Still Bonin’ get made but damn Snoop, put out some more “Fa Shizzle” key chains or pot holders or something – stop slummin’ it.
Backroom Whispers
October 18th, 2004
Is the major Hollywood actor who likes call girls to take a shit on glass tables while he lies underneath in only high-heels, simultaneously crying and masturbating, the same major Hollywood actor who was photographed at a party some years ago, enthusiastically fucking a pit-bull?
Backroom Whispers
October 11th, 2004
When the music industry is ass-out like it is right now, one thing we get a real kick out of is hearing how some actor or actress just got hit off with a fat-ass contract because they’ve “always been really serious about making music”. The fuck? Example one: EMI just gave Minnie Driver $1.8m for a bunch of shit that makes Jewel sound like MOP.
Trifetime Television: August 2004
August 20th, 2004
Trifetime TV: “Television for Thugs” is back again with an all new lineup for August 2004. Check local listings for show times.
Backroom Whispers
June 28th, 2004
Some of you may remember the Rev. MC Hammer marrying Corey Feldman and his girl Susie Sprague on the set of WB’s carcrash/reality TV show The Surreal Life last year. Apologies if you’ve been trying to forget about it. We began to wonder what the wedding album might look like after a GB associate recently spoke to a photographer who did some work for Feldman back in the ’90’s.