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White People Collectively Make Same Lame James Brown Joke

By a Gossiping Bitch on December 30th, 2006

(AP) — Comedy took a blow on Christmas day this week as the world learned of the passing of music legend James Brown. Upon hearing obituaries claiming that there would be no disco or hip-hop without Brown, White people everywhere could be heard to reply, “Well, he couldn’t have been that great, then!” After a period of smug chuckling and high-fiving, White people returned to their bologna sandwiches, touch football games, and reminiscences on the “healing power” of Gerald Ford.


One thought on “White People Collectively Make Same Lame James Brown Joke”

  1. Richard says:

    OK, gossip about this:
    I am VERY white. I mourned the passing of James Brown because I recognised the power of his influence on the music for many years. I do not believe that he was responsible for hip-hop; his talent rose above that. I truly do not like hip-hop because I find that it is not musically complex enough.

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