XLR8R Wha Gwan
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 14th, 2005
Check your local newsstand for the current issue of XLR8R magazine (Jan/Feb 2005), which contains a blurb on Gossiping Bitches. It’s worth pointing out that it appears between an item about an art show by surfers and “smooth Swedish house.” Still, we are appreciative that any publication would take time out from over-hyping M.I.A. to […]
; ?>/saywordpress/wp-content/uploads/old/hiphop_cake.jpg” /><em>The celebration of meaningless round numbers in our society is one way we are bound together, and hip-hop is no different. Apparently, someone somewhere has declared that hip-hop is now 30 and everyone — television networks, record labels, commentators — has taken the opportunity to blabber on and on about its history and social significance. Not to be outdone, and motivated by professional jealousy, the GBs set about writing our own hip-hop retrospective. Sadly, initial enthusiasm gave way to eventual boredom, and we stopped about 2 paragaphs into it. Luckily, one of our readers has done the job for us, as he has related his own hip-hop experience in a way we think is both eloquent and instructive.</em></p>
<p>Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 14:37:42 -0800 (PST)<br />
From: “Josh Davis” [stylz4mylz@yahoo.com]<br />
Subject: Hip-Hop Turns 30 (If You Say So!)<br />
To: contact@gossipingbitches.com</p>
<p>What up, GB, </p>
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[Part 2: GB1’s “I Hate the Everything”
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 12th, 2005
This is Part 2 of GB1’s “I Hate the Everything” series; a C-List Celebrity Look at some of hiphop’s most memorable events and topics. Last time, we covered everything from Chunky A to turntablism to EPMD’s breakup. What does Part 2 have in store? Come and check it out…
Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 4th, 2005
PUT SOME REAL NEWS ON THIS BITCH. BITCHES, IF I’M GOING TO READ THIS DUMB “MF” PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS SHIT. LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE IS DUMB AS FUCK
Pitchfork Media Admits Hip-Hop Reviews Fake
By a Gossiping Bitch on December 30th, 2004
In a move that surprised few and shocked even less, Pitchfork Media today announced the majority of their hip-hop album reviews were phony. Representatives for the popular site, known for their ultra-pretentious reviews of the latest in hipster music, say many of the bogus reviews were written based on reviewers’ past experiences with Fresh Prince […]
Da (Broken Up) Band’s Babs Babbling
By a Gossiping Bitch on December 30th, 2004
Irrelevancy, NY — Babs Bunny of defunct MTV Monkees-style experiment with Puffy Combs gone laughingly wrong, Making the Band 1 and 2, is showing signs of mental illness. Well, further signs. Apparently still shocked over the breakup of Da Band and subsequent falling off the face of the Earth, Babs is reportedly under the delusion […]
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on November 29th, 2004
“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.
KRS-One Seeks to Consolidate Hip-Hop
By a Gossiping Bitch on November 24th, 2004
+ CLICK TO ENLARGE Armed with a team of lawyers and a ten-dollar Army cap, KRS gave a press conference on the steps of the United States Patent and Trademark Office, announcing a campaign for what he called the “reinsertification of hip-hop culture.” Waving a fistful of patent and trademark application forms, KRS-One informed members […]
Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on November 18th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
It’s good to know you didn’t completely fall the hell off! I was a tad bit worried. I was like “What’s up with that gossiping Bitch?” So, anyhoo – I look forward to seeing you back and stride again.