Vapors Magazine Catches the Vapors
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 12th, 2004
Props is a true thug’s wife. Big ups to Vapors magazine for giving us a shout. We still suggest they hire a copy editor; but hey, they probably won’t be around long enough to put him to use anyway. We’re well on our way to being media darlings — overhyped, overpraised, and overpaid. The GBs […]
Dah Hahh, Dah Help: The Tragic Career of the Rappin’ Duke
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 11th, 2004
The year was 1985, and for many Americans the future never looked brighter. The Iran-Contra hearings were a full year away and Communism seemed less threatening by the minute. An unlikely hero would manifest as a chattering, computerized head by the name of Max Headroom, offset by the gritty, sockless anti-heroes of the hit crime/drama, Miami Vice.
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 11th, 2004
When the music industry is ass-out like it is right now, one thing we get a real kick out of is hearing how some actor or actress just got hit off with a fat-ass contract because they’ve “always been really serious about making music”. The fuck? Example one: EMI just gave Minnie Driver $1.8m for a bunch of shit that makes Jewel sound like MOP.
Trifetime Television: August 2004
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 20th, 2004
Trifetime TV: “Television for Thugs” is back again with an all new lineup for August 2004. Check local listings for show times.
Contest: Admit You’re a Newjack
By a Gossiping Bitch on July 12th, 2004
Gossiping Bitches & Lex / Warp Records Presents:
Let’s be real with each other now. You know and I know that you’re a newjack, there’s just no denying it. Sure, with search engines and your hip-hop MP3 library on hand, you can feign expertise, but it’s painfully obvious to many that just a little while ago, you didn’t know Grandmaster Flash from Grandmaster B.
A Message from the GB: “Keep Ya Head Up,” Mary-Kate!
By a Gossiping Bitch on July 1st, 2004
Like all Americans, we at the GB have watched Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen grow from sweet, tiny babies on the hit TV show Full House, into the beautiful, popular and successful role models and businesswomen they are today. Truly, they are the living embodiment of all that is great about The American Dream. And, like […]
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 28th, 2004
Some of you may remember the Rev. MC Hammer marrying Corey Feldman and his girl Susie Sprague on the set of WB’s carcrash/reality TV show The Surreal Life last year. Apologies if you’ve been trying to forget about it. We began to wonder what the wedding album might look like after a GB associate recently spoke to a photographer who did some work for Feldman back in the ’90’s.
Thug Rappers Try to End Iraq War, Cite Slumping Sales
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 25th, 2004
AP — A petition and public statement presented by a hastily-formed coalition of rappers shocked pro-war politicians and media as it called for the complete withdrawal of all U.S. and coalition forces from Iraq immediately, under penalty of revolution. Titled, “For Real, Fam, Peace In the Middle East. Smell Me?” the missive was signed by […]
KRS: Stop the Record, Heads Ain’t Ready
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 25th, 2004
“Hold on a minute, I’d like to interrupt my speech about hip-hop baking recipes for this important Gossiping Bitch announcement: Hugh Grant is using cocaine.”