Kanye West Manages to Suck Own Dick
By a Gossiping Bitch on March 4th, 2005
Months of hard work and dedication have finally paid off for Grammy award winning artist Kanye West, as today he announced that he is finally able to fellate himself. “Record sales, awards and all that are fine,” said West, “but this…this really means something to me. I feel great.” The hip-hop mega producer had been […]
MySpace, MyBitchery
By a Gossiping Bitch on March 1st, 2005
The Gossiping Bitches have made their overdue debut on the world’s largest online sex shed:
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on February 15th, 2005
At a Tokyo hotel one morning recently, a GB associate entered the elevator to find it occupied by Sly Stallone and his bodyguard. “Good morning,” says our boy. Stallone stays mute, looking straight ahead. The bodyguard turns to our boy. “Mister Stallone says good morning.”
GB New Artist Spotlight: M.I.A.
By a Gossiping Bitch on February 14th, 2005
Every so often, the GBs like to give some shine to those struggling artists who don’t have the luxury of the media hype machine (i.e. The Man) puffing them up to ridiculous heights that no one could live up to. There’s a whole world of untapped, unnoticed talent out there just waiting for some kind […]
Cheney Rocks Triple Fat Goose at Auschwitz Memorial, “Shows Love” for The Inc.
By a Gossiping Bitch on February 1st, 2005
+ CLICK TO ENLARGE AP — Most people would consider being arrested on federal money laundering charges a bad thing, but not Irv Gotti. The label head proudly struck his best Al Capone impression, mean-mugging and screw-facing as he was hauled away by FBI agents last week, visibly proud of taking his place alongside other […]
Reebok: Andre 3000-Designed Clothing, “Not a Good Idea”
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 31st, 2005
Amongst a nasty internet rumor spill, representatives for Reebok today officially stated that their recent licensing agreement with former Outkast rapper, Andre 3000 was, “maybe not such a good idea.” The deal, signed in November 2004, gave Andre carte blanche to design a series of “Men’s sporting wear” apparel, under which Reebok would brand and […]
U.S. Market Deems Audio Cassettes and Canadians Obsolete
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 28th, 2005
After tallying the sales figures for 2004, the U.S. Department of Consumerism issued a list of items that could officially be deemed obsolete due to “lack of interest.” Included on the list are sheepskin condoms, audio cassette tapes, and most interestingly, Canadians. “Honestly, I am not the least bit surprised,” said Dr. Tervenmayer-Gunk, head of […]
Ice Cube Officially “Not Scary”
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 26th, 2005
AP — In a press conference held earlier today, a group of stately honkies representing an organization called the NAAWP revealed that white people officially find Ice Cube to be “Not Scary.” This announcement coincides with the release of the major motion picture Are We There Yet? which stars Cube as a bumbling suitor who […]
HipHopSpot’s News on the D-12
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 24th, 2005
Online hip-hop music retailer HipHopSpot.com offers some industry rumors, conjecture, hearsay, and other lies in the latest semi-weekly update to their website.