Posts Tagged ‘america’
Senator John Kerry Asks Public to Vote, Holla Back
June 23rd, 2004
Shoreline, MD &mdsah; Speaking from the deck of his docked yacht in Maryland, yesterday, Presidential hopeful John Kerry delivered a rousing speech beseeching the American public to vote in the polls this coming November. “Now, more than ever, it is time for people to stand up and be counted. I want each and every eligible […]
Bush Campaign Claps Back with Kerry Attack
April 26th, 2004
In the wake of presidential no shot John Kerry’s announcement of his “Remix the Iraq War” platform, the Bush campaign Dirty Tricks Department has already responded with an advertisement attacking Kerry’s hip-hop downess: “I’m George W. Bush, and I approved this message. John Kerry has a lot of wild ideas about remixing the great success […]
John Kerry Promises to Remix War in Iraq
April 25th, 2004
West Palm Beach, FL (AP) — At a campaign stop on Monday, presidential candidate John Kerry revealed to supporters his plan to start from scratch in Iraq and “remix” the entire war. “My fascination with hip-hop is well established,” Kerry told reporters questioning his motivations, and sanity, following the speech. “While some of my opponents […]