Posts Tagged ‘da band’
Da (Broken Up) Band’s Babs Babbling
December 30th, 2004
Irrelevancy, NY — Babs Bunny of defunct MTV Monkees-style experiment with Puffy Combs gone laughingly wrong, Making the Band 1 and 2, is showing signs of mental illness. Well, further signs. Apparently still shocked over the breakup of Da Band and subsequent falling off the face of the Earth, Babs is reportedly under the delusion […]
Dear Gossiping Bitch
May 13th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
With so much turmoil in our country — wars, civil unrest, poverty, disillusionment with government — what do you think the future holds for us all? Sometimes I think we’re all going to shit, whereas other times I think we’re already living in the shit and just do not realize it yet. I guess what I’m asking here is this
Da Band’s Sarah Does Self, Mountain Dew
May 12th, 2004
Brooklyn, NY — Based off the success of her popular catch phrase, “I’muh do me. Fuck that” on MTV’s Making the Band 2, singstress Sarah has signed a sponsorship deal with Mountain Dew Beverages as the new celebrity spokesperson for their “Dew U” campaign. “We hooked it up with [Sarah’s husband] Tony, and it was […]
T-Shirts Plight Philadelphia Youth Sexuality
October 2nd, 2003
In Philadelphia, young urban male teenagers are struggling to come to grips with their sexuality as many adorn long, white t-shirts that resemble dresses. What started as a popular trend a few years ago, the “white t-shirt phenomenon” as it has been coined, has spiraled out of control according to many parents in the metro […]