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R Kelly Brings One Man Show to Off-Broadway

September 26th, 2005
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After bringing down the house at the 2005 Music Video Awards, R&B superstar and overactive bladder sufferer, R Kelly is now taking his show on the road. According to a press release issued earlier today, the one man show titled 2P or Not 2P will be similar in tone and presentation as Kelly’s landmark MTV […]

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Fake Thug Court Is in Session

May 12th, 2004
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Fake Thug Court Is in Session

The amazing career of Tupac Shakur cannot be pigeonholed with such labels as “fake thug,” “homo thug,” or “total fucking sham.” No, Tupac rose above all those mere terms and made fake thuggery an art, and his records canonize the rules and morals of a fake thug. Who else could be such a convincing on-wax tough guy that people think of him as a “West Coast ridah” and forgot he was actually a lousy East Coast rapper who called himself MC New York?

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U-God, Sonny Cheeba Caught in Online Love Serenade

February 12th, 2004
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One of our Gossiping Bitches has intercepted a Valentine’s Day AOL instant message love ballad between Camp Lo’s Sonny Cheeba and Wu Tang Clan’s U-God. It’s erotic. It’s poetic. Brace yourselves, and break out the Applesauce. Sonny Cheeba: Bubbalicious chocolate star with the goodie brown ivory back scratcher me and you on a trip to […]

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Armani, Hip Hoppers Embrace ‘Metrosexual’ Fashion

January 20th, 2004
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Little Italy, NYC — Giorgio Armani summed up the five days of menswear preview showings for Fall-Winter 2004: dressing a man who dares to show tenderness. Popular rapper and aspiring actor, Cam’Ron strutted his stuff on the catwalk, in what Giorgio Armani is labeling, ‘Metrosexual Fashion Season’. “Metrosexual” is the name invented for a man […]

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No Limit for Homo ‘Fits

September 9th, 2003
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Extending his “No Limit” mantra into the clothing world, Master P has introduced his hiphop-branded “P. Miller” line of clothing; the first homosexual-oriented hiphop clothing line ever. Not surprisingly, the clothing line’s first model is P’s son, Lil Romeo. “There’s no limits for the No Limit Fam,” Master P told reporters at the clothing label’s […]

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Backroom Whispers

July 11th, 2003
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We all should’ve seen this one coming: in a marriage of low-selling gangstas and high-selling homo-thugs, Murder Inc. and Death Row or Tha Row or whatever it is Suge wants it to be called this week are joining forces to form a superlabel called Murderer’s Row. It looks like mutual hate of Dr. Dre and mutual desire to pump Tupac’s corpse for more cash is enough to land a major distribution deal with Sony. The first single on the new vanity label, “Lead Poisoning” by Ja Rule and Crooked I (with Ashanti and her pitch-shifter singing the hook) is sure to have screaming 12-year-old girls rocking red bandannas in no time.

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