Posts Tagged ‘white people’
Thousands Set to Attend Their First Hip-Hop Show
March 22nd, 2004
August 12-15 will mark the return of the annual Scribble Jam event to Cincinnati, Ohio (see This Just In: Hip-Hop Dead), rumored to be hosting the first-ever hip-hop popping battle in history. Gossiping Bitches has dispatched a special report team which can be identified by the associated logo you see on your screen. Stay tuned […]
Troy Walsh Is Not of the Culture: An Interview
February 5th, 2004
The GBs have decided to endorse our own white rapper. The selection process was long and arduous. The pickings were slim, and hopes were fading fast. But then we came upon the answer to our prayers.
Dre Claims ‘Advanced Album’; Anticon Goes to Court
January 31st, 2004
Dr. Dre and once Roots mainstay, Scott Storch claim they have “the most advanced rap album ever.” And they say it is Dr. Dre’s new album, The Detox. “I’d describe it as the most advanced rap album musically and lyrically,” says Scott Storch. When asked if he was familiar with Anticon and the label/collective’s history […]
Miss Backpacker 2004 Bedazzles
January 27th, 2004
Sydney, Australia — Hiphop males have always thought themselves to be exclusive to the trend known as “backpacker.” However, the male ego must have been served a serious blow this week, when the Miss Backpacker 2004 competition went down at the KingsX Hotel in Sydney, Australia. Many of the attendants were British backpacker males, who […]
Debut Album from Sworn Enemies Blazes Wi-Fi Connections
December 1st, 2003
The Street, NYC – The debut album from Sworn Enemies, No Really…Don’t Date Black Girls, was the first album ever to be solely distributed via Wi-Fi to PDA’s and other personal digital media devices when it was released this past Wednesday via download. Trading on the Nasdaq stopped when it was announced 1 o’clock was […]
3X Dose of Disappointment
October 21st, 2003
The cover to the new Dose One record is said to be “disappointing” amongst fans of the honkey tonk lover, Dosey D. Mush Records, the label releasing the album, says it is the largest budget it has produced for a single emcee to date. “I just think it’s really cruel to show dogs being tortured,” […]
News Flash: Brother Ali Admits Neither Black nor Muslim
October 20th, 2003
In a startling turn of events, Minnesota-based rapper, Brother Ali has admitted he’s neither a “brother” nor a Muslim named “Ali”. Fans were in shock at coffee shops across the globe. A concerted “Slamming of Laptop Lids” is being planned in protest. A spokesperson for Rhymesayers Entertainment, Brother Ali’s record label, declined to comment regarding […]
This Just in: Hip-Hop Dead
September 2nd, 2003
Thousands of white people descended onto Cincinnati, Ohio for the annual Scribble Jam event between August 7-10, 2003. Using a special new camera technology co-developed by Kodak and AOL/Time Warner, our on-site photographer managed to take the following picture which helps expose Devils in Disguise; a trait betrayed on film by their redish-reflective eyes: Yes, […]
True Lies and White Guys
August 19th, 2003
White rappers from New York? The hell, you say! What’s next, terrorists from Saudi Arabia? They went from The Street to Da’ Streetz. Then they became frightened and promptly returned to The Street. The crew is called Sworn Enemies; and if that name is familiar to you, you are probably throwing up in your mouth right now. If, however, you have not heard of them previously, then it is only a matter of time before you do. So, please, enjoy your temporary ignorance in all its bliss, because the Great White Hype Machine is in full effect on this one.