Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 25th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
Who the fuck are you to judge Tupac? Your probably just some skank ass ho who doesn’t know her asshole from a hole in the wall. You are a dumb slut and stupid-ass skank, what have you got to say thats good about your life? He uplifted an entire race and is poet. What do you have besides some shitty-ass website….NOTHING
Ghostface Examines Slick Rick’s Jewelz
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 24th, 2004
Eminem Debuts New Reality Show
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 23rd, 2004
Following the success of such mega-hits as The Real World and Road Rules, MTV last week debuted their latest entry into the reality television fray, The Ashlee Simpson Show starring multi-platinum selling rapper and suburban heartthrob, Marshall Mathers aka Eminem. The Ashlee Simpson Show features Mathers as an up and coming actress/singer as s/he deals […]
Senator John Kerry Asks Public to Vote, Holla Back
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 23rd, 2004
Shoreline, MD &mdsah; Speaking from the deck of his docked yacht in Maryland, yesterday, Presidential hopeful John Kerry delivered a rousing speech beseeching the American public to vote in the polls this coming November. “Now, more than ever, it is time for people to stand up and be counted. I want each and every eligible […]
Penthouse Penetrates The Rap
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 22nd, 2004
Sometimes we at GB let others do the work for us. Well, arguably, they do the work for us all the time. Cause, let’s face it, The Rappers are quite the public fuckups, yea? In any case, Penthouse Magazine sent us along their breakdown of The Rap music in regards to their readership. And shit […]
Music, Watch – Volume 2
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 3rd, 2004
“Gets No Better” is the blueprint for a club song with the entire chorus built around the call and response hook of “It’s your song, ma!” for the ladies and my nephew Swizzle on production. Sir Casio kicks the video off in grand fashion as he invites us to a bangin’ ass party at what looks to be Melrose Place — and even Kanye is there! White on!
Child Thirsts for More Conan; Avoids Gilligan-Style Maroon
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 1st, 2004
Ellias C of Hockenstock, NJ became disoriented on the Internet last week when he confused Thurston Howell III from the popular TV show Gilligan’s Island with the Brownsville, Brooklyn rapper of the same name. Thirstin Howl III, the rapper, spells his name differently and has made his rap career “flourish” on the unofficial endorsement of […]
9/11 Commission Hears Testimony from Hip-hop
By a Gossiping Bitch on June 1st, 2004
The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (“9/11 Commission”) has returned to the capital from its 3 night hearing May 28-30 on “Evil-Doing as Hip-hop’s 5th Element”. While the Commission wasn’t set to officially reconvene until June 16 for its twelfth and final public hearing, its members voted unanimously to travel to New York for an unofficial hearing, “on the DL”.