Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 28th, 2003
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
50 Cent is soo hot! I shot my boyfriend in the face nine times so that he could get cute like Fifty. I heard that there’s a Canadian rapper named Buc Fifty, do he and 50 Cent have beef! lol “He don’t want it with Fifty!” lmfao. Aight, laterz!
– Brianna from Michigan
True Lies and White Guys
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 19th, 2003
White rappers from New York? The hell, you say! What’s next, terrorists from Saudi Arabia? They went from The Street to Da’ Streetz. Then they became frightened and promptly returned to The Street. The crew is called Sworn Enemies; and if that name is familiar to you, you are probably throwing up in your mouth right now. If, however, you have not heard of them previously, then it is only a matter of time before you do. So, please, enjoy your temporary ignorance in all its bliss, because the Great White Hype Machine is in full effect on this one.
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on July 11th, 2003
We all should’ve seen this one coming: in a marriage of low-selling gangstas and high-selling homo-thugs, Murder Inc. and Death Row or Tha Row or whatever it is Suge wants it to be called this week are joining forces to form a superlabel called Murderer’s Row. It looks like mutual hate of Dr. Dre and mutual desire to pump Tupac’s corpse for more cash is enough to land a major distribution deal with Sony. The first single on the new vanity label, “Lead Poisoning” by Ja Rule and Crooked I (with Ashanti and her pitch-shifter singing the hook) is sure to have screaming 12-year-old girls rocking red bandannas in no time.
Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on July 3rd, 2003
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
I love your site! It’s so edgy and controversial, not like those other sites about fly-fishing and fire safety precautions. I was crackhead-watching on Hollywood Blvd. the other day, and I overhead some guy in a convertible Chrysler LeBaron talking on his cell phone about a new film based on the life of Buddy Hackett (RIP). Do you know anything about this? Thanks!