Backroom Whispers
October 22nd, 2003
How ’bout that Britney Spears? Yeah, so she’s got a new record out and the hype machine’s kicking in. What? We’re citizens of the world here at the GB, and, in that world, Britney Spears is a bigger deal than Busdriva. That’s how it is, so suck it up, Poindexter.
Music, Watch
October 13th, 2003
In all honesty, I’m still not sure if I watched this video or it was all some sort of opium-induced haze. Well, from what I gathered…
Dear Gossiping Bitch
October 1st, 2003
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
How much longer are our people expected to endure the stereotypes and slander handed to us by the media? Can we really afford this wholesale exploitation of the ‘hood at the expense of our humanity? You know exactly what I am talking about
Backroom Whispers
September 16th, 2003
Ask your kid sis; Ja Rule ain’t no sucka, so he don’t need a bodyguard. Shame. A coupla diesel-lookin’ cats might have stopped him getting all his ice took by some thugged-out English kids when he decided to walk from a show at Po Na Na, a club in Hammersmith, London to the nearby afterparty a little while back.
Dear Gossiping Bitch
August 28th, 2003
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
50 Cent is soo hot! I shot my boyfriend in the face nine times so that he could get cute like Fifty. I heard that there’s a Canadian rapper named Buc Fifty, do he and 50 Cent have beef! lol “He don’t want it with Fifty!” lmfao. Aight, laterz!
– Brianna from Michigan
Backroom Whispers
July 11th, 2003
We all should’ve seen this one coming: in a marriage of low-selling gangstas and high-selling homo-thugs, Murder Inc. and Death Row or Tha Row or whatever it is Suge wants it to be called this week are joining forces to form a superlabel called Murderer’s Row. It looks like mutual hate of Dr. Dre and mutual desire to pump Tupac’s corpse for more cash is enough to land a major distribution deal with Sony. The first single on the new vanity label, “Lead Poisoning” by Ja Rule and Crooked I (with Ashanti and her pitch-shifter singing the hook) is sure to have screaming 12-year-old girls rocking red bandannas in no time.
Dear Gossiping Bitch
July 3rd, 2003
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
I love your site! It’s so edgy and controversial, not like those other sites about fly-fishing and fire safety precautions. I was crackhead-watching on Hollywood Blvd. the other day, and I overhead some guy in a convertible Chrysler LeBaron talking on his cell phone about a new film based on the life of Buddy Hackett (RIP). Do you know anything about this? Thanks!