Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 22nd, 2003
How ’bout that Britney Spears? Yeah, so she’s got a new record out and the hype machine’s kicking in. What? We’re citizens of the world here at the GB, and, in that world, Britney Spears is a bigger deal than Busdriva. That’s how it is, so suck it up, Poindexter.
3X Dose of Disappointment
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 21st, 2003
The cover to the new Dose One record is said to be “disappointing” amongst fans of the honkey tonk lover, Dosey D. Mush Records, the label releasing the album, says it is the largest budget it has produced for a single emcee to date. “I just think it’s really cruel to show dogs being tortured,” […]
Lil’ Kim Goes Kommando
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 21st, 2003
Lil’ Kim stormed out of a plastic surgeon’s office in Los Angeles earlier today, apparently due to changes to her appearance that were not to her accord. Gossiping Bitches will stay with these events as they unfold.
Child Confused, Does Not Recognize Humpty Hump
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 20th, 2003
A Bethlehem, Pennsylvania child was stranded and confused on the internet earlier today, when he admitted he did not know who rapper Humpty Hump of Digital Underground was when his picture was posted to an internet BBS forum. Assuming the nom-de-web of Xavier, the 15 year old high school student says he did not mean […]
News Flash: Brother Ali Admits Neither Black nor Muslim
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 20th, 2003
In a startling turn of events, Minnesota-based rapper, Brother Ali has admitted he’s neither a “brother” nor a Muslim named “Ali”. Fans were in shock at coffee shops across the globe. A concerted “Slamming of Laptop Lids” is being planned in protest. A spokesperson for Rhymesayers Entertainment, Brother Ali’s record label, declined to comment regarding […]
Digital Camera Turns People, Owner Into Animals
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 16th, 2003
A new digital camera by an as-yet unnamed manufacturer has turned its subjects into wildlife animals, and its owner into some form of strange hedgehog / sloth hybrid. At a school football game in Sydney, Australia parents were shocked when children began to shrink, and take on the form of wildlife animals such as deer […]
Man Teaches Dog, ‘Old School Nazi Way to Give Dap’
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 16th, 2003
A German man has been arrested in Berlin after witnesses claimed to have seen the man giving the ‘Hitler salute’ in public and commanding his dog to, “Sit, give me the salute!” The dog, whose name is Adolf, can salute using his paw on command. Police were called to the scene and investigated the man […]
Music, Watch
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 13th, 2003
In all honesty, I’m still not sure if I watched this video or it was all some sort of opium-induced haze. Well, from what I gathered…
The Reviews Are In!
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 13th, 2003
Our cherry-popping debut last week was a phenomenal success, and we have the reviews to prove it! See what the fans are saying… “Yo, now that’s some funny shit.” – Sixtoo “This is dickhead shit” – Questlove – Roots/Okayplayer “I found your website and its insightful content to be a bunch of kenk” – Sim […]
Game Goes Against Grain, Ghettopoly
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 9th, 2003
Folks are up in arms over a controversial new toy called Ghettopoly, the Associated Press reports. Created by a Pennsylvania man and sold in national retailer Urban Outfitters, Ghettopoly is Monopoly for “playas” and “pimps.” In the game, players make decisions based on randomly selected cards they are awarded, just like in Hasbro’s Monopoly. Only […]