Midget Finds Himself in Grownup Clothing, Malkovich Game
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 22nd, 2004
As Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo prepare their respective hardware successors, video game developers have already begun work on software for the new, high-powered systems of the future. In what is becoming more common in hiphop music, rap artists are cross-licensing not only their music, but their likeness as well into all forms of popular entertainment. […]
Grand Royal Up for Bid
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 21st, 2004
Auction website Bid4Assets.com is currently offering the defunct recording label, Grand Royal & the remainder of its assets to the highest bidder. The former product of the Beastie Boys’ loins, Grand Royal filed for bankruptcy in 2003. Included in the sale are left over stock inventory of CDs, 7″ vinyl, promotional videos, t-shirts and more. […]
Newsflash – Cam’Ron’s 2003 Pink SUV on EBAY
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 20th, 2004
Cam’Ron’s 2003, pink Range Rover is currently up for bids on auction website, eBay. At the time of press, the sports utility vehicle (SUV) was still at its original starting bid price of $180,000. This news comes hot on the heels of our story earlier this morning regarding Cam’Ron’s latest exploits in Metrosexuality with clothing […]
Roosevelt Franklin – The Interview That Never Wasn’t
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 20th, 2004
Once in a while, people don’t do what the G.B.’s ask. We know what you’re thinking — How could this happen? Indeed, it shocks even us at times. In this rare occurrence, we like to turn up the heat & bring it on Kokaineikof style in a virtual game of, “Make your move, sucka.” And […]
Armani, Hip Hoppers Embrace ‘Metrosexual’ Fashion
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 20th, 2004
Little Italy, NYC — Giorgio Armani summed up the five days of menswear preview showings for Fall-Winter 2004: dressing a man who dares to show tenderness. Popular rapper and aspiring actor, Cam’Ron strutted his stuff on the catwalk, in what Giorgio Armani is labeling, ‘Metrosexual Fashion Season’. “Metrosexual” is the name invented for a man […]
Backroom Whispers
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 19th, 2004
So some of you saw that “Timbaland to work with Axl Rose” story we threw out there a little way back, and thought to yourselves; “how come I didn’t read that anywhere else?” You think we made it up, didn’t you? We know you did, don’t be lyin’. You think we made it up. Like there aren’t enough “Axl Rose is a stupid no-talent fuck-up” stories out there that we need to go and make one up? Y’know, stories like the one about Axl delivering (and Interscope rejecting) “Chinese Democracy” a year or so back causing Axl to flip out, trash the office of his manager/ex-bodyguard/yes-man, and blow out a sold-out European tour.
Gossip 101
By a Gossiping Bitch on January 5th, 2004
Our sources stay anonymous, our mercy is none, we spot blowin’ maaaaan. We’ll show ya how to gossip. Yeah, it’s a new year with new fears, but before we play a friendly game of Who Can Ruin Whose Career, let’s cover a few basics. There are tons of gossipy rumors flying around–some of them many years old, some of them pretty new, all of them juicy. So before we start punching throats in the ’04, we Gossiping Bitches wanted to start addressing some of these rumors so you can know what’s fact and what’s fiction. So we now present to you the first installment: Gossip 101.
‘Bullet-time’ Ice Skating Falling Flat
By a Gossiping Bitch on December 1st, 2003
So-called ‘Bullet-time’ ice skating has failed to capture the hearts of spectators worldwide, scaring many children and leaving parents universally worried from fear of imitation. The technique, mimicked and named after the special effect as seen in “The Matrix” trilogy of movies, has made the triple salchow from the big screen to the frozen rink […]
Debut Album from Sworn Enemies Blazes Wi-Fi Connections
By a Gossiping Bitch on December 1st, 2003
The Street, NYC – The debut album from Sworn Enemies, No Really…Don’t Date Black Girls, was the first album ever to be solely distributed via Wi-Fi to PDA’s and other personal digital media devices when it was released this past Wednesday via download. Trading on the Nasdaq stopped when it was announced 1 o’clock was […]
Schwarzkopf Shortsighted on Schwarzenegger Clone Army
By a Gossiping Bitch on November 17th, 2003
Los Angeles, California — The United States was forced to reveal details Friday of its super-secret giant clone army after one of its prototypes escaped a hangar on the outskirts of Arizona and headed towards Los Angeles, California. The skyscraper-tall clone army was developed by Charles Schwab & Boeing in a joint project with the […]