Posts Tagged ‘hollywood’
Freakish Human Skeleton and Lindsay Lohan an Item
March 11th, 2005
Rumors were confirmed yesterday when teenaged actress / singer Lindsay Lohan announced that she and a freakish, living human skeleton were indeed a couple. The pair had been seen groping each other at the movie premiere for Hostage, which caused a scandal to reverberate throughout Hollywood. “It just makes me sick,” said one traveling assistant […]
Ice Cube Officially “Not Scary”
January 26th, 2005
AP — In a press conference held earlier today, a group of stately honkies representing an organization called the NAAWP revealed that white people officially find Ice Cube to be “Not Scary.” This announcement coincides with the release of the major motion picture Are We There Yet? which stars Cube as a bumbling suitor who […]
GB1’s: “I Hate the Everything” Pt. 1
November 11th, 2004
Talking out your ass is an American tradition. We live in a culture where not knowing what the hell you’re talking about is rewarded if you are able to maintain an obnoxiously authoritative tone about it. So the GBs got together and thought, "What if we got a bunch of desperate C-List celebrities together to comment and cap on various pop-culture topics?
Ashlee Simpson Victim of Smear Campaign
October 26th, 2004
Appearing on the October 23rd episode of NBC’s Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson was surprised when, during her second set, her band deigned to play the song from her first set. This confused Ms. Simpson, and she was stymied while her backing track played over the theatre’s PA system to the wrong music. She left […]
Trifetime Television: August 2004
August 20th, 2004
Trifetime TV: “Television for Thugs” is back again with an all new lineup for August 2004. Check local listings for show times.
A Message from the GB: “Keep Ya Head Up,” Mary-Kate!
July 1st, 2004
Like all Americans, we at the GB have watched Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen grow from sweet, tiny babies on the hit TV show Full House, into the beautiful, popular and successful role models and businesswomen they are today. Truly, they are the living embodiment of all that is great about The American Dream. And, like […]
Backroom Whispers
June 28th, 2004
Some of you may remember the Rev. MC Hammer marrying Corey Feldman and his girl Susie Sprague on the set of WB’s carcrash/reality TV show The Surreal Life last year. Apologies if you’ve been trying to forget about it. We began to wonder what the wedding album might look like after a GB associate recently spoke to a photographer who did some work for Feldman back in the ’90’s.
Eminem Debuts New Reality Show
June 23rd, 2004
Following the success of such mega-hits as The Real World and Road Rules, MTV last week debuted their latest entry into the reality television fray, The Ashlee Simpson Show starring multi-platinum selling rapper and suburban heartthrob, Marshall Mathers aka Eminem. The Ashlee Simpson Show features Mathers as an up and coming actress/singer as s/he deals […]
Trifetime: Television for Thugs
March 8th, 2004
This Wednesday, March 10th, Trifetime Television hits the airwaves (check local listings for availability in your area). Here is the scheduled programming for the new channel’s launch date.
Schwarzkopf Shortsighted on Schwarzenegger Clone Army
November 17th, 2003
Los Angeles, California — The United States was forced to reveal details Friday of its super-secret giant clone army after one of its prototypes escaped a hangar on the outskirts of Arizona and headed towards Los Angeles, California. The skyscraper-tall clone army was developed by Charles Schwab & Boeing in a joint project with the […]