Posts Tagged ‘reality tv’
Da (Broken Up) Band’s Babs Babbling
December 30th, 2004
Irrelevancy, NY — Babs Bunny of defunct MTV Monkees-style experiment with Puffy Combs gone laughingly wrong, Making the Band 1 and 2, is showing signs of mental illness. Well, further signs. Apparently still shocked over the breakup of Da Band and subsequent falling off the face of the Earth, Babs is reportedly under the delusion […]
GB1’s: “I Hate the Everything” Pt. 1
November 11th, 2004
Talking out your ass is an American tradition. We live in a culture where not knowing what the hell you’re talking about is rewarded if you are able to maintain an obnoxiously authoritative tone about it. So the GBs got together and thought, "What if we got a bunch of desperate C-List celebrities together to comment and cap on various pop-culture topics?
Backroom Whispers
October 18th, 2004
Is the major Hollywood actor who likes call girls to take a shit on glass tables while he lies underneath in only high-heels, simultaneously crying and masturbating, the same major Hollywood actor who was photographed at a party some years ago, enthusiastically fucking a pit-bull?
Backroom Whispers
June 28th, 2004
Some of you may remember the Rev. MC Hammer marrying Corey Feldman and his girl Susie Sprague on the set of WB’s carcrash/reality TV show The Surreal Life last year. Apologies if you’ve been trying to forget about it. We began to wonder what the wedding album might look like after a GB associate recently spoke to a photographer who did some work for Feldman back in the ’90’s.
Eminem Debuts New Reality Show
June 23rd, 2004
Following the success of such mega-hits as The Real World and Road Rules, MTV last week debuted their latest entry into the reality television fray, The Ashlee Simpson Show starring multi-platinum selling rapper and suburban heartthrob, Marshall Mathers aka Eminem. The Ashlee Simpson Show features Mathers as an up and coming actress/singer as s/he deals […]
Dear Gossiping Bitch
May 13th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
With so much turmoil in our country — wars, civil unrest, poverty, disillusionment with government — what do you think the future holds for us all? Sometimes I think we’re all going to shit, whereas other times I think we’re already living in the shit and just do not realize it yet. I guess what I’m asking here is this
Da Band’s Sarah Does Self, Mountain Dew
May 12th, 2004
Brooklyn, NY — Based off the success of her popular catch phrase, “I’muh do me. Fuck that” on MTV’s Making the Band 2, singstress Sarah has signed a sponsorship deal with Mountain Dew Beverages as the new celebrity spokesperson for their “Dew U” campaign. “We hooked it up with [Sarah’s husband] Tony, and it was […]
Smurf Me That Jawn: A Real World Ongoing Diary
May 12th, 2004
(( This Real World report comes to you in Real Time, as it’s happening )) Philadelphia, PA — 3:17am, May 07 2004 Jesus H. William Randolph…what the fuck is going on out here? I’m laying half-awake-half-asleep, tossing and turning in bed for what felt like 3 or 4 hours. There’s all kinds of yelling and […]
Backroom Whispers
May 3rd, 2004
We’ve no idea how closely you follow the lives of Eurotrash like Victoria “Posh” Beckham (ex-Spice Girl, wife of Real Madrid soccer ace David Beckham, and occasional Rocawear model). Not too closely, we’d imagine. So, how interested you’d be in what’s been going on between her and Dame Dash…
Trifetime: Television for Thugs
March 8th, 2004
This Wednesday, March 10th, Trifetime Television hits the airwaves (check local listings for availability in your area). Here is the scheduled programming for the new channel’s launch date.