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Dear Gossiping Bitch

June 25th, 2004
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Dear Gossiping Bitch,
Who the fuck are you to judge Tupac? Your probably just some skank ass ho who doesn’t know her asshole from a hole in the wall. You are a dumb slut and stupid-ass skank, what have you got to say thats good about your life? He uplifted an entire race and is poet. What do you have besides some shitty-ass website….NOTHING

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Music, Watch – Volume 2

June 3rd, 2004
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Music, Watch

“Gets No Better” is the blueprint for a club song with the entire chorus built around the call and response hook of “It’s your song, ma!” for the ladies and my nephew Swizzle on production. Sir Casio kicks the video off in grand fashion as he invites us to a bangin’ ass party at what looks to be Melrose Place — and even Kanye is there! White on!

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Dear Gossiping Bitch

May 13th, 2004
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Dear Gossiping Bitch

Dear Gossiping Bitch,
With so much turmoil in our country — wars, civil unrest, poverty, disillusionment with government — what do you think the future holds for us all? Sometimes I think we’re all going to shit, whereas other times I think we’re already living in the shit and just do not realize it yet. I guess what I’m asking here is this

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Backroom Whispers

May 3rd, 2004
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We’ve no idea how closely you follow the lives of Eurotrash like Victoria “Posh” Beckham (ex-Spice Girl, wife of Real Madrid soccer ace David Beckham, and occasional Rocawear model). Not too closely, we’d imagine. So, how interested you’d be in what’s been going on between her and Dame Dash…

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Dear Gossiping Bitch

March 11th, 2004
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Dear Gossiping Bitch

Seriously, can you either post something new or get rid of that goddamn Troy Walsh BS. I just started reading your site and the endorsement of that joke is almost enough to make me stop. I’d like to think that it was…

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Trifetime: Television for Thugs

March 8th, 2004
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This Wednesday, March 10th, Trifetime Television hits the airwaves (check local listings for availability in your area). Here is the scheduled programming for the new channel’s launch date.

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Music, Watch – Volume 3

February 24th, 2004
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Music, Watch

After being inundated with phone calls from all of our illiterate Gossiping Bitches fans, we here at Music, Watch proudly present the Anger Falcon Rating System for videos. The more Anger Falcons, the hotter the video – now you don’t have to waste your time reading this column. Get your scroll on.

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Backroom Whispers

February 23rd, 2004
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Backroom Whispers

Ex-Anti Pop Consortium frontman Beans is touring Europe right now. It can be a lonely life on the road if you’re an alt-rap pioneer, so he decided to place an ad on NYC craigslist, seeking a white woman, clean-shaven (guess he likes a tidy workstation, huh?) to keep him company while he was in London.

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Music, Watch – Volume 4

January 27th, 2004
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Music, Watch

If you’re like me, you heard this chorus on the radio (“I’ll teach you how to stunt”) and envisioned an awesome “Fall Guy” tribute of a video, complete with 50 jumping off Jeeps about to careen off cliffs and the like.

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Backroom Whispers

January 19th, 2004
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Backroom Whispers

So some of you saw that “Timbaland to work with Axl Rose” story we threw out there a little way back, and thought to yourselves; “how come I didn’t read that anywhere else?” You think we made it up, didn’t you? We know you did, don’t be lyin’. You think we made it up. Like there aren’t enough “Axl Rose is a stupid no-talent fuck-up” stories out there that we need to go and make one up? Y’know, stories like the one about Axl delivering (and Interscope rejecting) “Chinese Democracy” a year or so back causing Axl to flip out, trash the office of his manager/ex-bodyguard/yes-man, and blow out a sold-out European tour.

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