Self-Promotion
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 24th, 2005
We at Gossiping Bitches have always been critical of hip-hop, causing several readers to write us saying things like “why don’t you do it yourself, if you’re so smart?” Well, we are so smart and have indeed decided to start doing it ourselves. That’s right, we have joined the ranks of media companies with their own record labels — because it’s not enough to just report on hip-hop from an objective point of view, we have to be part of the action too! It is this very spirit of selling out that is at the heart (or lack thereof) of the first GB Records release, “Self-Promotion.”
Biggie Tribute Statue Draws Scrutiny
By a Gossiping Bitch on October 24th, 2005
Brooklyn, New York — Six-hundred freight loads of concrete. Ten million forged bricks. Two-thousand miles of steel reinforcement. Five-hundred thousand laborers. This is only a partial list of the materials required to construct a gigantic monument to slain rapper Christopher “Biggie” Wallace, which has been going on in Brooklyn for the better part of six […]
Unfree Yayo
By a Gossiping Bitch on September 26th, 2005
Lackluster would be a kind way to describe the reception of the much hyped Tony Yayo debut, Thoughts of a Predicate Felon, newly released on Interscope. This hasn’t gone unnoticed by his crew, G-Unit, as its members have already made efforts to cut their losses. Yet advisers maintain that Yayo still offers some value to […]
R Kelly Brings One Man Show to Off-Broadway
By a Gossiping Bitch on September 26th, 2005
After bringing down the house at the 2005 Music Video Awards, R&B superstar and overactive bladder sufferer, R Kelly is now taking his show on the road. According to a press release issued earlier today, the one man show titled 2P or Not 2P will be similar in tone and presentation as Kelly’s landmark MTV […]
Copywrite Stomped by Liza
By a Gossiping Bitch on September 26th, 2005
Rapper Copywrite getting his ass handed to him by Liza Minelli Underground emcee and all-purpose punching bag Copywrite was again involved in a violent skirmish with another entertainer. This time, however, it wasn’t a fellow wordsmith in the confrontation but none other than the King of Queens herself, Liza Minelli. The scuffle took place yesterday […]
“Final Solution” Found for Scribble Security Concerns
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 15th, 2005
This past weekend’s Scribble Jam hip-hop event went smoothly despite security concerns that had previously lead organizers to threaten cancellation. They dealt with the logistical problems of searching all attendees’ backpacks by banning them from the premises altogether. But another, less publicized security issue presented itself as ticket holders began queuing outside the venue, forcing […]
Court Loss Causes Incensed Ashanti to Strip
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
Ashanti rests after several hours of protest New York, NY — R&B star Ashanti shocked onlookers when she stripped naked outside a New York courthouse recently. A spokesperson for the Grammy-winning singer claimed her actions were in protest at a federal jury’s decision ordering her to pay $630,000 in compensation to her first producer for […]
JT to Gwen: “Kizz My Black Azz”
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
While the summer of 2005 has seen less beef than a vegan lesbian, the fall looks to be on and/or poppin’ thanks to Justin “JT” Timberlake! Timberlake, best known for his beatboxing and nationally televised sexual assaults, had his latest album (working title This Justin) slated for a third quarter 2005 release, but reports began circulating about an online leak (no Kells) within the last month. After much Soul Seeking, we here at Gossiping Bitches managed to get our hands on a copy to give our loyal readers the scoop.
Scribble Jam 2005 Canceled
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
Today it was announced that Scribble Jam, the annual Mid-Western celebration of White music culture, has been canceled, with promoters fearing complications due to the heightened security measures following the recent London subway bombings. “You have to understand, everyone attending this event will be wearing a backpack,” says promoter Klaus Hoeppner. “It’s just a logistical nightmare.”
Dear Gossiping Bitch
By a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
I love how you dis a christian man for rapping in response to someone who is going through some tough times to show some support. I love the comments about him not being original in his video. I love your comments about 50 cent and his little black light chop shop organized crime video.